Q:Regale us with how you met and fell in love with Jason Momoa.
One might think that Mr. Momoa and I met due to my hobby of upskirting barbarians. One would be wrong.
Our acquaintance was formed over a mutual appreciation of typewriters. He acquired one, and looked rather confused by it.
I replied that I could very easily answer all his questions, dropped that I type 125 wpm, and happen to have a very sexy machine.
He replied that 125 wpm is probably the most attractive quality a person can have.
We got to talking. As it turns out we share many mutual interests.
TLOTH: Do you ride?
TLOTH: Enjoy Blasters?
MOMOA: That’s me all over.
MOMOA: How ‘bout music? I’m into music.
TLOTH: What, are you kidding me? I’m all about the giant guitars.
TLOTH: I think I need to know if you’re down with obscuring your eyes for fun and profit.
MOMOA: Lady, that’s just how I roll.
MOMOA: How ‘bout the smolder stare? I think it’s really important to be able to look people in the eye.
TLOTH: Jaunty chapeau?
MOMOA: Absolutely. Is there any other way?
After this it was decided that I should be allowed unlimited barbarian upskirting privileges, in return for baked goods, typing instructionals, and ample time with large guitars. Really, it’s a match made in heaven—provided we both ignore Mr. Of The House, who on occasion sits in the corner and gripes about being dragged to see Conan on the promise of blood and gore. Baked goods tend to keep him quiet.
Ours, like any good relationship, is one that grew from shared interests into mutual affection.
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