Q:Do you want to know about my menstrual happenings over the next few days?
Anonymous
Ooh! A shy exhibitionist, are we? I think what would be more impressive is if I told you about your menstrual happenings over the next few days. Namely:
- Plot vicious murder
- Curse uterus
- Cry at fabric softener commercials, because *bears* and *babies*
- Plot revenge against manufacturers of denim
- Bitch about the costs associated with feminine hygiene
- Wonder how anyone ever made it out of the Red Tent without decapitating another woman
- Simultaneously pray for and fear menopause
- Swear that no one truly understands your pain
- Attempt to solve world’s problems via chocolate
FYI, not only am I a menstruation psychic, I also read Tarot Cards.
-TLOTH
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jennhoney said:
~The Amazing TLOTH!~ incredibly accurate, except I don’t watch commercials, (this wasn’t me by the way) I have no idea what is going on. You do have an answer for everything! <3
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husbot said:
Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn’t die:)
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notmattlike said:
haha wow. :)
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flipthebirdy said:
queen.
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