Q:I secretly think you are possibly the most brilliant, hilarious, magnificent, and entirely incredible person I know.
Look out, folks! It appears my mother has gotten hold of Tumblr. Be warned, you’re going to hear all about how I was *robbed* when I didn’t take first the 6th grade speech competition, and how I brought down the house during my senior show because I’m just like Joan Cusack, only better…
You’ll probably also be told to dress warmly, and make sure that you cook chicken thoroughly because chicken is always suspect.
Okay, no seriously, I love this. I’m probably going to print it out and frame it.
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jennhoney said:
your mom is wise <3
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sallydoodle said:
it’s like your anon is reading my mind.
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helms-deep said:
What Anon said. :)
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