The Lady Of The House • This is not an anonymous message. You seem like a very lovely person. I’m sorry I yelled at you that time. I’m not right in the head, you know. Do you like pizza? What are your favorite toppings?

Q:This is not an anonymous message. You seem like a very lovely person. I'm sorry I yelled at you that time. I'm not right in the head, you know. Do you like pizza? What are your favorite toppings?

Oh hush. You’re just fine in the head and you’re terrific. I’m sure I don’t even remember what you speak of.

I adore pizza. It’s kind of a prerequisite for anyone living in this area. I’m pretty sure pizza is in our baby bottles.

As for toppings: I love olives. If there are olives on your slice and not on mine—put your slice on lockdown because I will steal it. Also, pepperoni, sausage, and pretty much any cheese. Basically, ALL of the cheese. Mushrooms get the side-eye. I also happen to love pizza that has sliced tomatoes as opposed to sauce. A little basil, some balsamic, and I’ve pretty much died and gone to heaven. Ricotta? Yes, please.

I’ve also been known to eat ziti on my pizza.