Aaaand Go.

Challenge:

Figure out how to transport 100+ fried cookie thingies plus containers of homemade strawberry sauce and powdered sugar to the Upper East Side.

Obstacles:

You are starting from Central Brooklyn.

You are small.

You also must carry two writing submissions with notes.

Your metro card may or may not have cash on it.

Competitor:

The Lady of the House:

A plucky woman of nnnnnnrrgh years, who is easily excitable and cusses violently in public. Her balance skills, though once honed to a catlike level of grace, have deteriorated somewhat of late. She makes up for this lack with bullish determination and a shouting voice that ruptures eardrums.

Challenge begins in 3…2…1…

21 Notes/ Hide

  1. shovelbum said: good luck!!!
  2. sotheresthat said: I saw a guy in the post office with IKEA bags today. Those things sure seemed to hold a lot. Good luck!
  3. receiver said: SWEET. Especially if Helms-Deep fixes this up for me. :-) The easiest way, ieatbutter would concur, I believe, for this sort of transport would be for you to STORE the cookie thingies plus strawberry sauce IN YOUR BELLY. DUH! :-)
  4. sallydoodle said: neatorama.com/2012/01… ?
  5. helms-deep said: Please tell me someone will be capturing this on video. I will gladly use my After Effects skills in post production to add a perfectly tracked censor bar to protect the identity/identities of all involved. Cue Benny Hill musical accompaniment.
  6. ladyofthehouse posted this