GPOY being everyone’s Valentine. What I really want to do with my life - what I want to do for a living - is I want to be your Valentine, tumblr. I’m good at it. I will stand outside your house, holding up a boombox playing Peter Gabriel. I will win that ski race for you. I won’t care what my rich friends think, or that your prom dress looks like a giant pink rectangle. We are gonna slam dance this prom. I’ll probably show up outside your sister’s wedding with my little red sports car and take you to my folks’ swank place so we can eat birthday cake while sitting on a glass table. You?  Yeah, you. I will be your Valentine ’80s style, people. -TLOTH
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GPOY being everyone’s Valentine.

What I really want to do with my life - what I want to do for a living - is I want to be your Valentine, tumblr. I’m good at it.

I will stand outside your house, holding up a boombox playing Peter Gabriel.

I will win that ski race for you.

I won’t care what my rich friends think, or that your prom dress looks like a giant pink rectangle. We are gonna slam dance this prom.

I’ll probably show up outside your sister’s wedding with my little red sports car and take you to my folks’ swank place so we can eat birthday cake while sitting on a glass table.

You?  Yeah, you.

I will be your Valentine ’80s style, people.

-TLOTH

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  1. jennhoney said: Happy Valentine’s Day, Lady <3
  2. womaninterrupted said: Yes!!!
  3. rej0ice said: 110% ACCEPTED.
  4. bakewithavengeance said: Would you stop being so adorable, already? Cheesy Pete!
  5. goodtoseeyoubettyluke reblogged this from ladyofthehouse and added:
    As long as you don’t boil the bacon...though, these references
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