The Lady Of The House • I need to make up some language about why I want to work in a particularly Judge’s (who-shall-not-be-named) chambers. You are go for bullshit:

Q:I need to make up some language about why I want to work in a particularly Judge's (who-shall-not-be-named) chambers. You are go for bullshit:

I am go for bullshit. I bullshit for the children. The children!

Dear Judgy McLaw Pants,

I find your rulings to be both full of rule and excellent in their judging nature. Your decisions are decidedly deciding, and I find that inspiring. I’d like to learn at the hem of your noble robes. With all that implies.

Ever yours,

PalmtreePalmtree

Hm. I’m not very good at this. However, if you shoot me what you’re starting with, I’ll tinker away until it is a finely honed piece of whatever it’s supposed to be.