Q:You are in a locked brick room; door hinges are outside, doorknob has no keyhole. You are wearing naught but a snuggie w/ empty pockets. The room contains: a bar of chocolate, a 12-in strand of dental floss, a postcard from Lebanon, 2 strike-anywhere matches, 1 jumbo-size paper clip, and a small cardboard box which, when opened, reveals a nickel-size wormhole which allows you to see through the eyes of anyone you wish, w/o being able to communicate with that person. MacGyver your way out. GO.

cranquis

You, sir, have underestimated my dental floss/paperclips/cardboard ability.

  1. Look through the wormhole.  Choose to look through Jason Momoa’s eyes.  Check out his package.
  2. Go back to escape plan.
  3. Peel side off cardboard box.  Slip it through crack in door and work the credit card trick.
  4. If credit card trick doesn’t work, floss teeth.  Good dental hygiene is important if one fears one may have to gnaw through brick.
  5. Try credit card trick with postcard from Lebanon.
  6. Use strike anywhere matches to light both post card and box on fire (after taking one last peek at the Momoa goods) and slip flaming mess under door.  Mysterious flaming cardboard warrants investigation.
  7. Choke unsuspecting guard with dental floss.
  8. Profit.

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  1. jennhoney said: I want to put this in my scrapbook of awesome, there are many pages devoted to you. <3
  2. bakewithavengeance said: You can not get “ye flask”.
  3. cranquis said: I WAS GOING TO SPECIFICALLY FORBID MOMOA-PEEPING, but ran out of space in the ask box! Hahaha! (I’ll get you next time, TLOTH — NEXT time…)
  4. helms-deep said: This literally took me 2 minutes to read, mainly because the first bullet point had me laughing so hard I had to take a break. You crack me up.
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