via This is what happens when I look for things to properly express my emotions. I wind up with Van Damme.  Ah, Hard Target. Is there anything this masterpiece of cinema doesn’t contain?  Explosions. Perfect greasy mullets. The inexplicable/inexcusable accent to end all accents.  Punching snakes. This.  This gif is me.
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This is what happens when I look for things to properly express my emotions.

I wind up with Van Damme.  Ah, Hard Target. Is there anything this masterpiece of cinema doesn’t contain?  Explosions. Perfect greasy mullets. The inexplicable/inexcusable accent to end all accents.  Punching snakes.

This.  This gif is me.

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  1. christopherkeelty said: #So, so phallic.
  2. johnnycaseinwonderland said: It’s John Woo assuming Americans haven’t seen his HK films and stealing from his back catalog with reckless abandon + 100s of slowmo mullet shots, anachronistic 80s music, & Wilford Brimley with a Cajun accent. Among the best bad movies ever made!
  3. accol said: ngl, in small mode I thought that was a penis.
  4. caustikgrip said: HAHAHA :)
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