The last time I donned taffeta.  I was a Matron of Honor.  What goes along with that title: Feeling that the title requires you to have 18 yards of Bosom. Sudden concerns about Spanx. Sinking feeling that you are oooold. Questions about your uterus. Bridal Party Jazz Hands.
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The last time I donned taffeta. 

I was a Matron of Honor.  What goes along with that title:

  • Feeling that the title requires you to have 18 yards of Bosom.
  • Sudden concerns about Spanx.
  • Sinking feeling that you are oooold.
  • Questions about your uterus.
  • Bridal Party Jazz Hands.

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  1. receiver said: :-)
  2. novicenurse said: I feel like I relate to you, or more so my uterus relates to you, keep up the good work
  3. maryksalcedo said: This makes me wonder….what your jazz hands look like….
  4. eebees said: I think you look gorgeous.
  5. womaninterrupted said: Your bosoms are quite impressive! Taffeta looks good on you. Now, where’s my chilli?
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