Hey! Oh, I’m so glad you could make it. Just drop your coat on the Papasan chair and toss your keys in the bowl over there. Yes, with all the other keys. Don’t worry—we’ll sort them out at the end of the night.
I know, right? From Filene’s. It’s tighter than the Iron Curtain, but a 22-inch waist. I swear. Is that Bobby? Who let him in here? Bobby, Bobby you old dog you. Keys in the bowl! God I should get him to mix me a gimlet…
Have you met Mitzi? Really? Oh, you should. You absolutely should. She’s over by the hi-fi. Yes, the one with the Mai Tai. I know right? You’ll love her. Very friendly. Mitzi’s more fun than—oh, hey! A couple kids in the back have got a game of Twister going. You should absolutely join in. I plan to later. You know, once Jerry’s drunk himself under the table again. What’s that joke? Frontal lobotomy? Oh I know, I’m terrible at remembering those things. Anyway, I’m on drink duty until the old man stops watching—Oh, hey, Micky! Micky! Micky, get your salesman-of-the-month self over here! Have you met Julie? Julie, do you know Micky? Oh, you two are just going to love each other. Micky, what are you still doing with those keys? In the bowl. In the bowl, I said.
God, how much vodka did I put in this thing?
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jennhoney said:
I always miss the key parties. that’s my pro and con list.
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shovelbum said:
this sounds like a set up for a wife swap party.
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canamharris said:
I’m sitting in my papasan chair right now….(so don’t put your coat on me!)
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