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  • The kitchen calendar has not been replaced since December 2011.
  • There are still decorations up from Easter.
  • I’ve had heartburn since 4:00 p.m. yesterday, if that means anything.
  • My laptop is currently next to the coffee maker. This is probably related to the prior statement about heartburn.
  • I need a curl up with a trashy book day. Super trashy. Like, “men whose names are also objects” trashy.
  • I fell 278 short of yesterday’s over-ambitious word count. I’m cool with it.
  • Standing barefoot all day makes your heels sore.
  • Have I mentioned the heartburn? Because I’ve named it now.
  • My heartburn is named Boris.

Say hi to Boris.

-TLOTH

    • #Boris is orangey and achy
    • #he probably wears a bowler hat
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  8. claireleannep said: Hi Boris :p
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  16. becoming--brina said: Give that Boris some Tums. Boris’ love Tums. (Also, “Boris’ Love Tums” - potential title for a smutty novel and/or novelty product? Discuss.)
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  19. section9 said: Might I suggest some ginger for your heartburn? Usually helps mine.
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  21. sallydoodle said: easter was just like a week or two ago, right?
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  23. bakewithavengeance said: Like “Sledge Hardcastle”. Or “Slab Manmeat”.
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  26. isemancometh said: Now say good-bye Boris!
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