Q:Do you want to know about my menstrual happenings over the next few days?

Anonymous

Ooh! A shy exhibitionist, are we?  I think what would be more impressive is if I told you about your menstrual happenings over the next few days.  Namely:

  • Plot vicious murder
  • Curse uterus
  • Cry at fabric softener commercials, because *bears* and *babies*
  • Plot revenge against manufacturers of denim
  • Bitch about the costs associated with feminine hygiene
  • Wonder how anyone ever made it out of the Red Tent without  decapitating another woman
  • Simultaneously pray for and fear menopause
  • Swear that no one truly understands your pain
  • Attempt to solve world’s problems via chocolate

FYI, not only am I a menstruation psychic, I also read Tarot Cards.

-TLOTH