- The kitchen calendar has not been replaced since December 2011.
- There are still decorations up from Easter.
- I’ve had heartburn since 4:00 p.m. yesterday, if that means anything.
- My laptop is currently next to the coffee maker. This is probably related to the prior statement about heartburn.
- I need a curl up with a trashy book day. Super trashy. Like, “men whose names are also objects” trashy.
- I fell 278 short of yesterday’s over-ambitious word count. I’m cool with it.
- Standing barefoot all day makes your heels sore.
- Have I mentioned the heartburn? Because I’ve named it now.
- My heartburn is named Boris.
Say hi to Boris.