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A brief photo set of Widget being bored. People seem to think that bunnies don’t have a lot of personality. Mine does—he’s bored. Mind you, he has tons of toys, a huge pen, and gets lots and lots of playtime. This is a spoiled rabbit. Still, at every available opportunity, he’s bored.

-TLOTH

    • #bored rabbit is bored
    • #widget
    • #that face is ridiculous - amirite?
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Parting.

Today is Widget’s last day with his boy bits. I feel like I should tell the lil’ guy to get all the licking he ever wanted to do done. But, y’know, is it better for him to have that memory for the rest of his days, or is it better for him to continue in blissful ignorance?

Ah, decisions, decisions.

Things are easier with girl bunnies. They don’t seem to think they’re missing out. Actually they kind of approach the whole spay business with a general attitude of “Meh.” 

Look at him. Poor lil’ fella has no idea what’s coming.

-TLOTH

    • #widget
    • #lick away little boy. lick away.
    • #rabbiting is tough business
    • #I hate vet visits more than anything
    • #the bunny just looks at it as a chance to get opiates
    • #drug seeking rabbit
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Hi guys. So, I’m sure everyone is glued to televisions, news feeds and the like. I certainly am.  Sometimes it’s too much and you need a peaceful distraction. Here is Widget for you. Sometimes you just need a soft fluffy thing to look at to feel a little peace.
If you are stuck wherever you are or need further distraction, here are a few links to some lovely classic reads from Project Gutenberg. These are things that have always made me smile, or at the very least allowed me to escape for a little while. Free and digitized, because that’s how Project Gutenberg works.
The Importance of Being Earnest, Oscar Wilde
Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Anne of Green Gables, L.M. Montgomery
My Man Jeeves, P.G. Wodehouse
The Secret Garden, Frances Hodgson Burnett
The Time Machine, H.G. Wells
A Room With a View, EM Forster
The Arabian Nights: Their Best Known Tales
Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland, Lewis Carroll
Sketches New and Old, Mark Twain (contains The Notorious Jumping Frog of Calaveras County, which I remember loving)
Treasure Island, Robert Louis Stevenson
Dracula, Bram Stoker (while not cheery, it’s enthralling, a favorite of mine, and people generally benefit from epistolary novels)
The Devil’s Dictionary, Ambrose Bierce
Robinson Crusoe, Daniel Defoe (for a total rethinking of this tale  try out J.M. Coetzee’s Foe — still under copyright, so no, not a free read, but this writing is… wow. It’s a short, beautiful read that turns everything on its ear.)
I hope everyone is safe and taken care of. I may update and add more titles as I find them. This is all I can think to do.
-TLOTH
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Hi guys. So, I’m sure everyone is glued to televisions, news feeds and the like. I certainly am.  Sometimes it’s too much and you need a peaceful distraction. Here is Widget for you. Sometimes you just need a soft fluffy thing to look at to feel a little peace.

If you are stuck wherever you are or need further distraction, here are a few links to some lovely classic reads from Project Gutenberg. These are things that have always made me smile, or at the very least allowed me to escape for a little while. Free and digitized, because that’s how Project Gutenberg works.

  • The Importance of Being Earnest, Oscar Wilde
  • Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen
  • The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  • Anne of Green Gables, L.M. Montgomery
  • My Man Jeeves, P.G. Wodehouse
  • The Secret Garden, Frances Hodgson Burnett
  • The Time Machine, H.G. Wells
  • A Room With a View, EM Forster
  • The Arabian Nights: Their Best Known Tales
  • Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland, Lewis Carroll
  • Sketches New and Old, Mark Twain (contains The Notorious Jumping Frog of Calaveras County, which I remember loving)
  • Treasure Island, Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Dracula, Bram Stoker (while not cheery, it’s enthralling, a favorite of mine, and people generally benefit from epistolary novels)
  • The Devil’s Dictionary, Ambrose Bierce
  • Robinson Crusoe, Daniel Defoe (for a total rethinking of this tale  try out J.M. Coetzee’s Foe — still under copyright, so no, not a free read, but this writing is… wow. It’s a short, beautiful read that turns everything on its ear.)

I hope everyone is safe and taken care of. I may update and add more titles as I find them. This is all I can think to do.

-TLOTH

    • #be safe and think happier thoughts
    • #widget
    • #books are for the soul
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Easter Widget is having none of your sh*t.
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Easter Widget is having none of your sh*t.

    • #he scoffs in your general direction
    • #he's also mad that hid greens did not arrive promptly at 4:30 a.m.
    • #the easter bunny brought chocolate with a side of murder
    • #widget
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Widget would like to inform you that there were 35 pages with errors, and that most of them were missing words. He would like it noted that *he* did not eat the words.
He would also like to assert that there’s really no point in having feet unless you’re going to collect them in a little bundle.
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Widget would like to inform you that there were 35 pages with errors, and that most of them were missing words. He would like it noted that *he* did not eat the words.

He would also like to assert that there’s really no point in having feet unless you’re going to collect them in a little bundle.

    • #widget
    • #I *might* be getting loopy
    • #rabbits and ballet--VERY important
    • #is there an end in sight?
    • #here's hoping I don't die in typos
    • #I might be dead
    • #how do you know if you're dead?
    • #are there Snickers bars in heaven?
    • #wait. I'm going to hell. sh*t.
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Here. Look at Baby Widget while I tell you something completely unrelated.
I’ve started using the Zombies Run! app on my phone. It’s highly satisfying. It’s kind of impossible not to experience unmitigated joy running to CCR’s Born On the Bayou while slashing imaginary zombies with imaginary machetes. Or something. The amount of total badass I felt really can’t be measured. All I need is a crossbow and the dead are going down. I am Runner 5. Fear me. The dude on the next treadmill does.
Now look back up at the cute bunny.
Machete.
-TLOTH
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Here. Look at Baby Widget while I tell you something completely unrelated.

I’ve started using the Zombies Run! app on my phone. It’s highly satisfying. It’s kind of impossible not to experience unmitigated joy running to CCR’s Born On the Bayou while slashing imaginary zombies with imaginary machetes. Or something. The amount of total badass I felt really can’t be measured. All I need is a crossbow and the dead are going down. I am Runner 5. Fear me. The dude on the next treadmill does.

Now look back up at the cute bunny.

Machete.

-TLOTH

    • #HD40kLikeAThon
    • #it's a weak post but there's a bunny
    • #and machetes
    • #widget
    • #getting back to being a runner again is awful
    • #so baby bunnies
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Widget would like you to know that just because it’s Sunday, that doesn’t mean he can’t look at you murderously.

He would also like to inform you that romaine lettuce generally makes things better.

I’m editing today and this little ball of evil is currently trying to prevent me from making any substantial progress.

-TLOTH

    • #widget
    • #rabbits are generally thinking murderous thoughts
    • #until you give them lettuce. Lettuce buys you a stay of execution
    • #TLOTH: portrait photographer to serial killing rabbits
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Here. Have a slightly blurry cell photo of Widget. Widget watched the news with me this morning. He’s a very well informed rabbit. It’s difficult to get a good shot of him with the phone because sitting still really isn’t in the vocabulary of little boy bunnies.
-TLOTH
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Here. Have a slightly blurry cell photo of Widget. Widget watched the news with me this morning. He’s a very well informed rabbit. It’s difficult to get a good shot of him with the phone because sitting still really isn’t in the vocabulary of little boy bunnies.

-TLOTH

    • #widget
    • #rabbits love the news. True fact.
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Nasty Sharp Pointy Teeth

andthentherewasglitz replied to your post: Baking for the Apocalypse

how’s your bun reacting to the impending storm?

I’m not gonna lie, Widget is on a chewing tear. He woke us up at about 3:30 in the morning gnawing on the rainbow ramp up to the top of his hutch, then his hutch, then the pen itself. He’s started trying to dig up the fleece pad we line his pen with. So, yeah, he’s not in the best mood.

We put the lil’ guy up on the bed with us this morning and he didn’t even try to eat the duvet cover (his standard M.O.). He just sat there looking confused and dejected, so something’s up.

My last bun used to freak out during lightning storms. That was the only time she’d really nip anybody.  This lil’ guy hasn’t been through any major storms yet, so we’re just waiting to see how he’ll react.  So far his response is “MUST CHEW EVERYTHING IN ORDER TO SAVE THE WORLD!!!”

Here’s a Widget for ya.

    • #andthentherewasglitz
    • #saving the world one gnawed hutch at a time
    • #rabbits are weird
    • #widget
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The Rabbit Types and Searches

My rabbit, Widget, just hopped up on my laptop and promptly began Google searching for:

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS==] =*/7Y

After which he immediately took a screen shot, turned the number lock on, and hopped away.

Yeah.

-TLOTH

    • #Rabbit has needs
    • #Widget
    • #mine is an odd life
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